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| 1 | Bogeying Hutments | Tom Brady (NE-QB,QB)  | 00:00:31 |
| 2 | Hurricanes | Adrian Peterson (Min-RB,RB) | 02:45:42 |
| 3 | Renegades | Michael Turner (Atl-RB,RB) | 00:04:03 |
| 4 | Pass Interference | Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac-RB,RB) | 00:07:01 |
| 5 | Intentionl Grounding | LaDainian Tomlinson (SD-RB,RB) | 00:00:34 |
| 6 | Chupacabras | Drew Brees (NO-QB,QB) | 00:04:42 |
| 7 | 4th and Long | Larry Fitzgerald (Ari-WR,WR) | 00:03:15 |
| 8 | Craptastic | Matt Forte (Chi-RB,RB) | 00:07:18 |
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| 9 | Craptastic | DeAngelo Williams (Car-RB,RB) | 00:00:54 |
| 10 | 4th and Long | Randy Moss (NE-WR,WR) | 00:07:47 |
| 11 | Chupacabras | Chris Johnson (Ten-RB,RB) | 00:03:55 |
| 12 | Intentionl Grounding | Steven Jackson (StL-RB,RB) | 00:01:05 |
| 13 | Pass Interference | Brian Westbrook (Phi-RB,RB) | 00:00:24 |
| 14 | Renegades | Peyton Manning (Ind-QB,QB) | 01:17:31 |
| 15 | Hurricanes | Ben Roethlisberger (Pit-QB) | 00:04:00 |
| 16 | Bogeying Hutments | Clinton Portis (Was-RB,RB) | 01:08:43 |
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| 17 | Bogeying Hutments | Brandon Jacobs (NYG-RB,RB) | 00:00:52 |
| 18 | Hurricanes | LenDale White (Ten-RB) | 01:28:07 |
| 19 | Renegades | Pierre Thomas (NO-RB,RB) | 00:31:34 |
| 20 | Pass Interference | Andre Johnson (Hou-WR,WR) | 14:21:28 |
| 21 | Intentionl Grounding | Steve Smith (Car-WR,WR) | 00:02:05 |
| 22 | Chupacabras | Frank Gore (SF-RB,RB) | 00:21:01 |
| 23 | 4th and Long | Aaron Rodgers (GB-QB) | 00:11:30 |
| 24 | Craptastic | Reggie Wayne (Ind-WR,WR) | 00:07:59 |