| 1 |
Adrian Peterson (Min-RB,RB)  |
Drafted: Hurricanes |
| 2 |
Michael Turner (Atl-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Renegades |
| 3 |
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Pass Interference |
| 4 |
Matt Forte (Chi-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Craptastic |
| 5 |
Brian Westbrook (Phi-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Pass Interference |
| 6 |
DeAngelo Williams (Car-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Craptastic |
| 7 |
LaDainian Tomlinson (SD-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Intentionl Grounding |
| 8 |
Larry Fitzgerald (Ari-WR,WR) |
Drafted: 4th and Long |
| 9 |
Steven Jackson (StL-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Intentionl Grounding |
| 10 |
Frank Gore (SF-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Chupacabras |
| 11 |
Brandon Jacobs (NYG-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Bogeying Hutments |
| 12 |
Chris Johnson (Ten-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Chupacabras |
| 13 |
Clinton Portis (Was-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Bogeying Hutments |
| 14 |
Steve Slaton (Hou-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Intentionl Grounding |
| 15 |
Drew Brees (NO-QB,QB) |
Drafted: Chupacabras |
| 16 |
Andre Johnson (Hou-WR,WR) |
Drafted: Pass Interference |
| 17 |
Randy Moss (NE-WR,WR) |
Drafted: 4th and Long |
| 18 |
Steve Smith (Car-WR,WR) |
Drafted: Intentionl Grounding |
| 19 |
Marion Barber (Dal-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Chupacabras |
| 20 |
Calvin Johnson (Det-WR,WR) |
Drafted: Chupacabras |
| 21 |
Peyton Manning (Ind-QB,QB) |
Drafted: Renegades |
| 22 |
Reggie Wayne (Ind-WR,WR) |
Drafted: Craptastic |
| 23 |
Tom Brady (NE-QB,QB) |
Drafted: Bogeying Hutments |
| 24 |
Pierre Thomas (NO-RB,RB) |
Drafted: Renegades |
| 25 |
Greg Jennings (GB-WR,WR) |
Drafted: Renegades |